It Was a Long Day; I Almost Set my Kitchen on Fire

If you friend makes you delicious pesto, be aware of the precariously piled pile of yes, piled pile.I told you it was a long day.That’s as good as I can do.A pile of cardboard boxes was precariously piled in a pile on the counter.

I was in the bathroom and I said, «Weird.It smells like saurkraut in here.» and then I thought «And burning!» Luckily nothing was aflame, but many cardboard items were scorched.

New Kitty is upset that she’s not allowed outside.«I’m barely limping» she says.«I can jump down from the counter,» she says.

«Gaping flesh wound,» I say and I win because I have thumbs.

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